So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
This baby is an asshole
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
FUCK WHALES
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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