I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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