He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Randomize
