I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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