Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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