Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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