once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
How does one acquire holy water?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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