whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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