Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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