i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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