Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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