Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
40s are totally the cure
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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