You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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