they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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