so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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