there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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