i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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