so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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