dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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