i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I was not drunk enough for that final.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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