lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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