Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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