Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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