I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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