Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you win again, gameday.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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