She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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