I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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