bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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