found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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