Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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