I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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