D3 body, D1 cock
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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