you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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