He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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