last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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