Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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