the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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