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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock