Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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