He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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