Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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