The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
look no pants
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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