Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
