does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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