Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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