Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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