those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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