I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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