So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I cut my penus on the lid.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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