awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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