I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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