Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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