OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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