my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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