Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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