THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How's work?
Spinning.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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